lexielou2:

boyprincessgrassi:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE OH MY GOD

Oh wow…this made me laugh so much!

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naturepunk:

lionsilverwolf:

naturepunk:

naturepunk:

So I cracked three eggs, and every one of them had double yolks. Is that some kind of record? 

I found a giant egg in the nest box today so I cracked it open and it had three yolks in it and I’m just so done with chickens right now. 

Your chickens are nuts.

I apparently need to buy a lottery ticket because reportedly, the chances of getting one double-yolked egg are 1 in 1,000, and the chances of getting one triple-yolk egg are at 1 in one billion. 

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possabillity:

Orphan Black Meme: 2/10 scenes

Fe, I have an idea.

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humorandsuperfruit:

fallin-for-your-pheromones:

abc’s of mitchl for laughing

ugh i live for this

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alcrego:

We are all connected.

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wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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